Uuuuugh.

So, I've been trying for a week know to get the skinny bitch's attention, and nothing is working. I've done all the things that should get his attention, made posts about him, posed, admittedly fake, video of him, pictures, again fake, everything. I know he's in this universe, I saw him. Was in a park, saw him in some trees. He didn't seem to notice me, was to focused on... the... kids... ...Well fuck. He's a version that is only interested in going after kids. Wellllll. I'll just have to change that. Time to head to the park.

Well, that's depressing.

So, just after making my last post, I decide to look through the blogs of those I messed with, or, just showed interest in there blogs. Seems they're ether all dead, or just missing. And I didn't cause it. Oh well. I'll find others to play with in this universe, and it's not like I could have messed with them anyway. Nooooow, time to start the Slender hunt...

What you're getting

Sooo, here's the skinny, I'm in a universe, separated from alllll of you. If you forgot that tidbit. I've been spending the past, oh year, building up my resources, and learning all I can. I've finally gotten settled. I mentioned their being fears in the universe, but, they don't quite know about me yet. I tend to keep it that way. The only one I want to really know about me, and that I want to fuck with, is Old Skinny Bitch, least, this universe's one. Also, I lied soooo much to you all in the past. The only thing I never lied about, was me being nearly impossible to kill. I did lie how I got to be that way, and how old I am. I'm no where near as old as I claimed. But, I did annoy the hell out of the Fears over there when I learned about them. It was fun. And, honestly, I don't hate humans as much as I made it seem. I do have fun killing, and beating the crap out of them, but, don't hate them. Maybe I'll make friends in this universe... Pfffft, ok, I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that. The day I make a friend, is the day I start aging again. Welll, that's all the news for now, Bye~

*whistles quietly* Hi~

Hello all.

Sorry I've been, absent. I have a very good reason too. And no, it's not cause I've been dead. I got tricked into a dimensional trap. The Fears don't use them very often, only on those that are a real pain in their asses, like me! Basically, they sent me to another dimension. Hell, I'm still there, so calm you shit Z, you bitch. It took such a long fucking time to get the money to set up a place to stay, than even longer to break the bearer enough to at least connect back to here. Though, I haven't been completely bored.

I discovered soon after I arrived, this dimension has it's own set of Fears. And they're stronger. And a hell of a lot more fun to fuck with. So, since I can't mess with any of you anymore, I guess I'll just be telling you all about my fun with this places Fears. Maybe make some videos, post some pictures, things like that.

Reports of my death, are very much false.

Oh, that was so much fun.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Ah, I haven't had that much fun in such a long time. Ahhh, it just a shame I didn't kill any of them. Oh well. I guess you all want to know what happened. Well, I guess I should start with what exactly that unexpected delay was. It was that thing, Larvae. It wanted to come with me so it could go after some chick named Diesis. Honestly, I was tempted to just kill the fucker, but I decided it wasn't worth the time. Not sure how whatever Larvae did turned out, I left after I did a good amount of damage. I'm going to be honest, I probably won't be doing that again. While it was fun, it was a bit too dangerous for my tastes. Now, I had a much easier this time dealing with them than I did last, because this time I was prepared, and I was able to leave whenever I wanted. See, because the Empty City is both a Fear and it's own Domain, I can't leave or enter it whenever I want. The other domains though, I can go in any time I want. That's come from years of dealing with the Fears. That, and I had some of my weapons with me too. Now, I suppose you want to know about my encounter. Well, the first one to find my was Zeke. It went a little something like this:

Zeke: Bastard!
Me: My, such an conversationalist, arn't you?

He then proceed to try shooting me with one of those darts they've been using on the Fears, which did nothing to me.

Me: (while pulling the dart out) ...You do know I'm not a Fear, right?

I proceed to beat him with in an inch of his life. Oh, he got some good hits in, it just doesn't faze you though if you've been alive as long as I have and have experienced all sorts of pain through out that time. In fact, the only reason he's still alive, the Fears got involved.

They didn't even bother talking this time. They just went on the attack. Sadly, for them, I had the upper hand this time. Lets see if I can remember all the damage I did:

Wooden Girl: Took of an arm, and made a nice deep cut across her "Beautiful" face.
Dying Man: Took off a finger. Killing him would be a big no-no right now, at least until I figure out a way to keep him from body jumping.
Plague Doctor: Cut the beak off his mask. That's for giving me a cold you bastard.
Rake: Bent two of his claws.
Blind Man: Broke his kneecap.
The Convocation: Turned a few of their birds into BBQ.
The Cold Boy: Melted part of his face.
The Manufactured Newborn: Broke a few of it's gears.
The Smiling Man: Broke a few of his teeth.

The Unnamed Child: I tried to give her a name. She ran as soon as she realized what I was doing.
The Black Dog: Burned off some of the ungrateful bitch's fur.

The rest just got of with a few un-noticeable cuts and scraps, and The Skinny Bitch didn't even show up. And of course my buddy Archangel wasn't there ether.

After most of them were down, I felt that was enough. I opened up the Path of Black Leaves, and backed into it while saying:

Me: Ah, thanks for the workout. Oh, and you may want to check on some chick named Diesis. Larvae wanted me to distract you all while it went after her. Bye!

And then I left. I ran through the Path for a bit, and came out somewhere in England. I'm working my way back to the states, so that I can resume my previous hunt.

I tell you all about him soon.

Until then, enjoy the tea.