Uuuuugh.

So, I've been trying for a week know to get the skinny bitch's attention, and nothing is working. I've done all the things that should get his attention, made posts about him, posed, admittedly fake, video of him, pictures, again fake, everything. I know he's in this universe, I saw him. Was in a park, saw him in some trees. He didn't seem to notice me, was to focused on... the... kids... ...Well fuck. He's a version that is only interested in going after kids. Wellllll. I'll just have to change that. Time to head to the park.

Well, that's depressing.

So, just after making my last post, I decide to look through the blogs of those I messed with, or, just showed interest in there blogs. Seems they're ether all dead, or just missing. And I didn't cause it. Oh well. I'll find others to play with in this universe, and it's not like I could have messed with them anyway. Nooooow, time to start the Slender hunt...

What you're getting

Sooo, here's the skinny, I'm in a universe, separated from alllll of you. If you forgot that tidbit. I've been spending the past, oh year, building up my resources, and learning all I can. I've finally gotten settled. I mentioned their being fears in the universe, but, they don't quite know about me yet. I tend to keep it that way. The only one I want to really know about me, and that I want to fuck with, is Old Skinny Bitch, least, this universe's one. Also, I lied soooo much to you all in the past. The only thing I never lied about, was me being nearly impossible to kill. I did lie how I got to be that way, and how old I am. I'm no where near as old as I claimed. But, I did annoy the hell out of the Fears over there when I learned about them. It was fun. And, honestly, I don't hate humans as much as I made it seem. I do have fun killing, and beating the crap out of them, but, don't hate them. Maybe I'll make friends in this universe... Pfffft, ok, I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that. The day I make a friend, is the day I start aging again. Welll, that's all the news for now, Bye~

*whistles quietly* Hi~

Hello all.

Sorry I've been, absent. I have a very good reason too. And no, it's not cause I've been dead. I got tricked into a dimensional trap. The Fears don't use them very often, only on those that are a real pain in their asses, like me! Basically, they sent me to another dimension. Hell, I'm still there, so calm you shit Z, you bitch. It took such a long fucking time to get the money to set up a place to stay, than even longer to break the bearer enough to at least connect back to here. Though, I haven't been completely bored.

I discovered soon after I arrived, this dimension has it's own set of Fears. And they're stronger. And a hell of a lot more fun to fuck with. So, since I can't mess with any of you anymore, I guess I'll just be telling you all about my fun with this places Fears. Maybe make some videos, post some pictures, things like that.

Reports of my death, are very much false.

Oh, that was so much fun.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Ah, I haven't had that much fun in such a long time. Ahhh, it just a shame I didn't kill any of them. Oh well. I guess you all want to know what happened. Well, I guess I should start with what exactly that unexpected delay was. It was that thing, Larvae. It wanted to come with me so it could go after some chick named Diesis. Honestly, I was tempted to just kill the fucker, but I decided it wasn't worth the time. Not sure how whatever Larvae did turned out, I left after I did a good amount of damage. I'm going to be honest, I probably won't be doing that again. While it was fun, it was a bit too dangerous for my tastes. Now, I had a much easier this time dealing with them than I did last, because this time I was prepared, and I was able to leave whenever I wanted. See, because the Empty City is both a Fear and it's own Domain, I can't leave or enter it whenever I want. The other domains though, I can go in any time I want. That's come from years of dealing with the Fears. That, and I had some of my weapons with me too. Now, I suppose you want to know about my encounter. Well, the first one to find my was Zeke. It went a little something like this:

Zeke: Bastard!
Me: My, such an conversationalist, arn't you?

He then proceed to try shooting me with one of those darts they've been using on the Fears, which did nothing to me.

Me: (while pulling the dart out) ...You do know I'm not a Fear, right?

I proceed to beat him with in an inch of his life. Oh, he got some good hits in, it just doesn't faze you though if you've been alive as long as I have and have experienced all sorts of pain through out that time. In fact, the only reason he's still alive, the Fears got involved.

They didn't even bother talking this time. They just went on the attack. Sadly, for them, I had the upper hand this time. Lets see if I can remember all the damage I did:

Wooden Girl: Took of an arm, and made a nice deep cut across her "Beautiful" face.
Dying Man: Took off a finger. Killing him would be a big no-no right now, at least until I figure out a way to keep him from body jumping.
Plague Doctor: Cut the beak off his mask. That's for giving me a cold you bastard.
Rake: Bent two of his claws.
Blind Man: Broke his kneecap.
The Convocation: Turned a few of their birds into BBQ.
The Cold Boy: Melted part of his face.
The Manufactured Newborn: Broke a few of it's gears.
The Smiling Man: Broke a few of his teeth.

The Unnamed Child: I tried to give her a name. She ran as soon as she realized what I was doing.
The Black Dog: Burned off some of the ungrateful bitch's fur.

The rest just got of with a few un-noticeable cuts and scraps, and The Skinny Bitch didn't even show up. And of course my buddy Archangel wasn't there ether.

After most of them were down, I felt that was enough. I opened up the Path of Black Leaves, and backed into it while saying:

Me: Ah, thanks for the workout. Oh, and you may want to check on some chick named Diesis. Larvae wanted me to distract you all while it went after her. Bye!

And then I left. I ran through the Path for a bit, and came out somewhere in England. I'm working my way back to the states, so that I can resume my previous hunt.

I tell you all about him soon.

Until then, enjoy the tea.

Ooooooooooo! That explosion was much bigger than I expected. Oh well, that should give her, er, him, uh, ah fuck it, whatever it is, enough time to find who its after. a;lkhgnmo;ri

Hah, looks like he found me. Let's have some fun!

Unexpected Delay

I've happened to get an unexpected visitor while on my way to Iceland, so it seems it will be a bit longer than planned to get there. Oh well. More fun for me.

Traveling

Well, it seems I'm going to Iceland. I guess my current target is going to get a break from me for a few days.

Where I've been

So. Some of you are probably wondering what happened between me and the skinny bastard. You want to know what happened? Really? WELL TOUGH SHIT! I don't feel like telling you anything. All you need to know is we had a falling out, and that the other Fears pissed me off in the time between that and now.

...Ok. I'll give details on that. What they did? THEY ALL TRIED TO KILL ME!!

...Well, except for Archangel. Him and me are cool.

About a week after me and The Skinny One had our falling out, I stumbled upon a door to The Empty City. Curious as to why the place decided to show it's self to me when it hasn't in a couple of centuries, I went in.

That was my first mistake.

As I walked around the city, I started to realize something was wrong. The city was boxing me in. I ended up in a park in the city, where I found the Fears waiting for me. And the ones who couldn't be there in person, their representatives. I was immediately put on guard when I saw them.

The Wooden Bitch spoke first.

Oh, and before I go any further, I should probably mention, A story part 2: Hatter's story... is all a lie. Well, except for the year I was born. Everything else, was lies. Including my birth name. You're about to learn my true name.

WG: Hello, Draco.

Me: That. Is. Not. My. Name.

WG: Why would we address you by the name those puppets we play with give you.

Me: ...fine. If you won't call me Hatter, use the name I've given myself... Ren.

WG: ...Very well. Now, to business-

Me: WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE!

WG: ...

Dying Man: yOu ArE hErE bEcAuSe YoU hAvE bEeN a ThOrN iN oUr SiDe FoR tOo LoNg.

Me: What the fuck are you talking about. I haven't gotten involved in any of your business in years. *points at Slender Man* Except for that skinny fucker.

Smiling Man: While that may be true, you're existence interferes with The Great Gam-

Me: WHAT THE FUCK DO ANY OF YOU CARE ABOUT THAT DAMN THING!! THE ONLY ONE OF YOU THAT CARES ABOUT THAT THING ISN'T EVEN HERE!!

WG: Yes, when we asked him if he would like to be involved, he declined.

DM: YeAh, He sEeM To aCtUaLlY LiKe yOu. ThE SiCk bAsTaRd.

*at this, the Plague Doctor glared at the Dying Man, ...yeah, don't ask me how he did that with a mask on.*

DM: ...SoRrY.

Me: So. You're planning on trying to kill me. ...how do you expect to do that huh? You've all tried to off me in the past, *gestures to self* obviously without success. How do you plan to do that now, huh?

Plague Doctor: Sssssimple. Wwwwwwe aaaaaaaall aaaaaaaaaattck yyyyyyyyou ttttttttttogether.

My thoughts, fuck.

It's true, they never attacked me all at once before. They could probably kill me if they did.

...and they almost did. The only reason I'm here to type this, The Archangel got me out.

I had managed to fight off most of them, fuck them up pretty good too. But, I was one my last leg. The Skinny Fucker was about to mulch me, when suddenly Archangel appeared out of nowhere, grabbed me, and, next thing I know, we're in Bliss, Archangel's domain. Luckily, to me, that place is different than it is to you. I won't tell you anything about how it truly is, because none of you deserve to know. We talked, he told me how I can fuck with the others, and surprisingly, my role in The Great Game.

Heh, I never knew I had a role in that damn thing. Apparently, I'm one of the few that were made to make things more difficult for the Fears. I mean, whats the point of playing a game if there's no challenge? I'm finally ready to take that role. Course, that doesn't mean I can't fuck with both sides.

See, the thing that Archangel likes about me, is that I'm a wild card. Others like me, are supposed to help you. They do, just they do it from the shadows, and in different ways. Me, I apparently went wrong. It's because Slendy decide pulled me into working for him. It screwed up everything. Now I fight both sides.

Heh, maybe this explains while I was able to kill Eve. ...I eliminated a player.


...maybe I can eliminate more.

I'mmmm baaaaack!

TICK TOC, THE HATTER'S BACK!
HE'S COME TO KILL YOU ALL,
HE'LL TIE YOU TO THE STRETCHING RACK,
COME, LETS ALL HAVE A BALL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sighs*

Seems I'm not as done as I though.

http://thehatterreturns.tumblr.com/

The party is over.

*sighs* You people annoy me. I do not understand why the rest of master's followers bother with this blog crap. I don't even know why I started with it. Good bye.

Ah, it's good to be back.

Yes, I'm back. And you should all be very afraid. I know Vic was. I dont feel like telling you all what I did, at least not right now. I'm being a bit lazy. And don't worry Tori, you're the only one I can't touch. Almost everyone else is free game though. I can't wait.

SHIT!

SHIT!SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S GONE BACK TO HIM! SHIT! I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THOSE GLASSES BACK SOONER!! Damnit. *sighes* They really are useless now, crap. I guess I should explain. We got back to the Warehouse in New York a few days ago, and discover that slender bastard had killed Hatter's military friends, and, and those poor kids Hatter had saved. But it gets worst. We get there, and Hatter doesn't even react. It, it disturbed me that he wasn't showing any emotion to this at all. Then he showed up. And Hatter snapped. He saw him, and he attacked me. He manged to knock me out, and when I came to, I found a note telling me to make sure I tell everyone that Slender Man's Number One Most Faithful, Second in Command has returned. Tori, Nate, and everyone else that Hatter knows where they are, you need to move. I just know he is going to come after you all. Please, run.

Bored

I got bored so I changed Hatter's pic. I feel it fits how he is now. Me and him love the anime Bleach. Well, he used to before he became a boring empty person. Reminds me of my favorite character Ulquiorra. Hatter prefers Ichigo, and we would always argue about who should be with Orihime. ...Anyway, we're passing through Ohio now, should be there soon. Just hang in there dears.

Despair

I have returned. I have returned stronger than I've ever been. I will show my former boss the meaning of true despair.I will show Him and all his followers that they are nothing but trash.

Umm, hey, uh, hatter woke up, and his different. I don't think we will need the glasses anymore. It's like he doesn't feel anything anymore. It's, it's like he's empty. And, and he has powers I've never seen before. Eve attacked, and, well, let's just say the only thing left of her is the eye we still have. The attack he used, it was so devastating. If it wasn't for me being like Hatter, I'd be dead too. The area we were in, their is nothing left except a 50 mile crater. Hatter still wants to come back down, but I'm hesitant to let him near you all. I, I don't think I can change his mind. I, I guess will see you all soon.

AGH MY HEAD!! WHY DOES IT HURT!! WHY AM I REMEBERING THINGS I NEVER REMEMBERED BEFORE!! PEOPLE I DON'T REMEMBER, THINGS, PLACES!! IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT HUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA;K SDF,CD VNGFMNBM,C VM,VC    GDCF GDFL;DFRLIOI KT/IIOU

War report.

The fighting has calmed. Eve's forces are retreating for now after two weeks of constant attack.

Losses:

Eve:358
Me:1

She retrieved one of her eyes. I can't allow her to recover another one.