Uuuuugh.

So, I've been trying for a week know to get the skinny bitch's attention, and nothing is working. I've done all the things that should get his attention, made posts about him, posed, admittedly fake, video of him, pictures, again fake, everything. I know he's in this universe, I saw him. Was in a park, saw him in some trees. He didn't seem to notice me, was to focused on... the... kids... ...Well fuck. He's a version that is only interested in going after kids. Wellllll. I'll just have to change that. Time to head to the park.

Well, that's depressing.

So, just after making my last post, I decide to look through the blogs of those I messed with, or, just showed interest in there blogs. Seems they're ether all dead, or just missing. And I didn't cause it. Oh well. I'll find others to play with in this universe, and it's not like I could have messed with them anyway. Nooooow, time to start the Slender hunt...

What you're getting

Sooo, here's the skinny, I'm in a universe, separated from alllll of you. If you forgot that tidbit. I've been spending the past, oh year, building up my resources, and learning all I can. I've finally gotten settled. I mentioned their being fears in the universe, but, they don't quite know about me yet. I tend to keep it that way. The only one I want to really know about me, and that I want to fuck with, is Old Skinny Bitch, least, this universe's one. Also, I lied soooo much to you all in the past. The only thing I never lied about, was me being nearly impossible to kill. I did lie how I got to be that way, and how old I am. I'm no where near as old as I claimed. But, I did annoy the hell out of the Fears over there when I learned about them. It was fun. And, honestly, I don't hate humans as much as I made it seem. I do have fun killing, and beating the crap out of them, but, don't hate them. Maybe I'll make friends in this universe... Pfffft, ok, I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that. The day I make a friend, is the day I start aging again. Welll, that's all the news for now, Bye~

*whistles quietly* Hi~