Saturday, November 26, 2011

Ah, it's good to be back.

Yes, I'm back. And you should all be very afraid. I know Vic was. I dont feel like telling you all what I did, at least not right now. I'm being a bit lazy. And don't worry Tori, you're the only one I can't touch. Almost everyone else is free game though. I can't wait.

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  1. Seem's after eating Yggdrasil's fruit, I have my own powerful regeneration factor. This should be fun. I can't wait either.

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  2. Regeneration Power? *snort* HAHAHAHAHAH!! REGENERATION POWER, HAHAHAHAH! Heheh, *sniffs and brushes away tear* Heh, so what? You heal a little faster. When you can be blown into tiny little atoms by a nuclear explosion and reform, than I'll give it a thought. But, I'm pretty sure you wont get lucky enough to be in a place like Hiroshima like me to test that. And I doubted you survive.

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  3. To reiterate: Fruit. From the tree of LIFE. I'm pretty damn sure I can handle whatever you can throw at me. I was able to handle your boss, anyways. Enough to make him fearful enough to try to kill me in my sleep.

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  4. *snorts* You think that will stop him. He knew I was immortal, but still tried to kill me in my sleep a few times after we met. You honestly think he'll be afraid of you? And remember, when we met, he was a thousand times more violent than he is now.

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  5. Yeeeh, bugger. Good to have you back and somewhat okay...and sorry to hear things have gone to hell for you.

    I don't want to get in your way, that's for sure.

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  6. Um... Why am I untouchable? Just curiosity here....
    You killed him didn't you? I'm really not that surprised you know... You two never really seemed to like each other that much from the beginning....
    And I know he doesn't deserve it but can I bury him? Everyone in this world deserves a proper burial... and we don't need his ghost haunting our asses either....

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  7. Sorry! Can't tell! And I didn't kill him for you or because I didn't like him. He was the first on that I knew master hunts that I know I can kill. Oooo, it was so fun, and gory! And I burned the warehouse I killed him in down so... And ghosts? Don't be silly, there's no such things as ghosts.

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  8. Yes there are, I've had more than I'd like to remember by way of encounters with the damn things. Don't try to tell me they don't exist when I've been fucking possessed more than I'd like to count.

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  9. What happened to you? You were strong, determined. You fought for the weak and against injustice and cruelty. You hated Slender Man and all he stood for.

    What about the advice you gave everyone, not to give in to revenge and bloodlust because they would regret their actions? You'd had so much experience so we listened to you. We trusted you.

    I admired you. Do you know how much it takes for me to admire someone? You even inspired me. Some inspiration. You've turned you're back on everything that was important to you. For what?

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  10. @Taunted Irony. He turned his back on everything he stood for, for the sake of irony. It seems that bloggers (Slender-Bloggers most of the time) go through a cycle in which they set their morals, give advice, and generally be human. Then they take everything they stand for and stomp it into the ground, making different, often erratic new morals.

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  11. But he'd already done that, literally ages ago. Why would he go back? Especially to someone he hates so much?

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  12. You, you all got all that from my past posts? Really? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! God! You're all so stupid. I never hated him. I had a begrudging respect for him. Why? because I know he can't die. You are all so foolish to think you can kill him. I can't believe you all haven't figured out by now that when ever you think you have hurt him, it just him messing with you to have a little fun. I repeat, HE. CAN. NOT. DIE. Believe me, be for I grew to respect him, I tried everything to kill him. Oh, and whatever I did to kill Eve, which I have no idea what I did, would not work on him. I think. And even if it would, I think only I can do it anyway.

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  13. From your own account of your life: "We had 4 main values, that I still follow to this day. They were Bravery, Loyalty, Generosity, and Friendship. ... I attacked right away knowing he was not human and realizing what He did to that poor child. ... We met and fought a few more times over the years, until I started to lose it from being alive for so long. It was the year 1245, when I became his first proxy. ... I decide to gain your trust, in hopes you all would help me find a way to kill him."

    And from the 7th of November: "I will show my former boss the meaning of true despair.I will show Him and all his followers that they are nothing but trash."

    Do you really expect me to interpret the sentiment behind these as anything other than hate, or at the least resentment?

    But I understand now. The man who wrote those words is gone. Maybe he will come back, but I know myself how difficult it is to pull oneself out of insanity. You've lost your reason, and you've lost your identity. I can only hope that something can bring you back to your senses before you destroy everyone you used to love.

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  14. Goodbye. I hope you find your head.

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